This morning in a motel in Bega I watched morning tv - I never do this as I usually get out of bed, shower and leave for work running late sans breakfast. While I can happily say I never need to see morning tv again I did learn a joke. I can retain a great deal of useless and even useful information in my head, including countless names of artists - but jokes continue to escape me. That's why I'm celebrating... wait for it... the special occasion that is me remembering the punchline of a joke for more than twelve hours:
Q. What do you call a parrot in a raincoat?